April 3, 2013
"Probably one of the best burgers in the area. They have a great selection of burgers and beer… I kind of feel like Im not cool enough to eat there. Stinking hipsters."

http://www.yelp.ca/biz/rok-brgr-miami#hrid:A7OBYsvLxlpPNi0n1oeW9Q

April 2, 2013
Ugh, hipsters! / Tell me I'm a hipster!

http://www.beginnersguidetobend.com/2012_08_01_archive.html

"If I see one more fedora-wearing hipster striding past my house, I may hyperventilate. Which leads nicely into my next point…

…I just want a normal life. I realize that hipsters are a part of life and that there’s no use hating them… I just don’t want to be surrounded by them, like some ghostly vapor you can’t escape that takes up all the oxygen in the room, ya know? 

…I might be mistaken for a hipster at first glance. But I’m pretty sure I’m not one. 

Yes, I have a love-hate relationship with my iPhone and my MacBook. Yes, I wore Chuck Taylors when everyone was wearing Reeboks and legwarmers, and still do (meaning I wear Chucks, not Jane Fonda gear). But, bear with me here. I do not have a single tattoo. I do not drink PBR. I do not ride a “fixy” (fixed gear bike). I do not own a fedora… Irony is NOT my chief aim when dressing myself… I wear skinny jeans, but I’m a chick, I’m allowed — I’ve been wearing skinny jeans for years… Could a hipster write such a spectacular rambling digression? Probably. Never mind.”

April 1, 2013

Senator Orrin Hatch:President Obama has traded in the hard hat and lunch bucket category of the Democratic Party for the hipster fedora and a double skim latte

March 31, 2013
"The staff … well, the staff leaves a lot to be desired. Our waitress was outwardly bitter and apathetic towards us. And, while that might have put a damper on the experience, it actually added to it. Truly, there’s nothing better than absolutely fantastic pizza… and bitter waitress’ in which to mock (openly)."

http://www.steffdeschenes.com/2010/07/365-project-july-13th.html

March 30, 2013
"You can spot a hipster from a mile away. Make sure you can spot them, before they spot you. You don’t want to be caught being called a ‘poseur’ or worse, have one pull down his/her Ray-Ban sunglasses and give you a hipster sneer. Hipsters are not very nice or kind. They invade your neighborhood without paying attention to local customs or habits. They walk down the street with an air of ‘I’m better than everyone else on this damn block’."

http://chirpcrashbuzz.blogspot.ca/2012/03/night-of-living-hipsters.html

March 29, 2013
Behold, the original hipster!

http://www.craveonline.com/lifestyle/articles/169623-hipsters-stole-my-glasses-and-other-stories

"I never imagined people might suggest I was a hipster!  How on earth could they have come to such a conclusion as I never went out of my way to create any particular style; I was always just me…

It turns out that in many ways I do dress like a hipster. I wear black rimmed glasses, hats, plaid shirts, and Doc Martins. I tend to own a lot of t-shirts that have 80’s and 90’s nerdy references on them… I suppose from the outside I do dress like a hipster…

My Black Glasses:

I have this powerful desire to claim I wear my black glasses to support my nerd roots… The fact is I have bad eyesight… So what’s the hipsters excuse? …I just need to see street signs before I wrap my car around them. Also they look great on me.

My Plaid Shirts:

When I got off the turnip truck in Hollywood from my home state of Maine I had a pretty impressive collection of plaid shirts. Not just plaid shirts, mind you, DICKIES plaid shirts. I was pretty happy with my wardrobe until I realized that in LA, and most of the world, DICKIES and plaid shirts are the unofficial uniform of Hipsters… I should have realized that when I saw a DICKIES store next to a Gap!  
…if I’m going to be lumped with hipsters for sporting plaid, can’t we all just admit the Seattle folks got here first? …I don’t think I bought my first plaid shirt until years after, but still.

My “Ironic” T-Shirts:

I have no ironic t-shirts… I swear, if it wasn’t for the desire to keep some amount of civility I’d go around punching anyone wearing a shirt of something I like who couldn’t answer direct questions about it…

My Hats and Dock Martins:

I look good in hats… and Docs are damn comfortable shoes.… Furthermore, I don’t have a lot of money, so I drink the cheapest beer I can find which is often, coincidentally, Pabst Blue Ribbon.

So maybe I look like a Hipster from time to time…  I don’t care to dress in any way but the way I choose… How can any of them be individuals if they dress in such a way as to have obviously track-able patterns? Being yourself was never so easy to buy.”

March 28, 2013
"Mustaches. Unicycles. Accordions. Typewriters. Neutral Milk Hotel. Skinny Jeans. Ugly Sweaters. Williamsburg. What have hipsters stolen from you? Pretty much everything that we once loved is now “ironic”. Express your true feelings with this print, and let the world know that Hipsters Ruin Everything! Frame it, hang it, use it as a card, plaster it all over your favorite coffeehouse that hipsters took over (not that they would think it applies to them)."

http://www.etsy.com/listing/113509513/hipster-art-linocut-print-ironic-art

March 27, 2013
"Hipsters took fedoras away from me…
I always wanted to have a fedora
just like Indiana Jones or maybe a businessman from the same era…
But now I CAN’T have a fedora.
Because hipsters stole them…
All of them…
If I wore one, I’d look like one, or worse… They’d see me… And they’d talk to me… About Apple products and bands nobody gives a shit about because the music sucks ass.
So I cannot…
Damn them."

http://winsiestocoolzaurs.blogspot.ca/2012/02/i-don-like-things-and-i-want-money.html

March 26, 2013
"Like most human beings without a curly mustache and ironic attire, I usually just make smart ass jokes about hipsters as they walk by and undoubtedly judge me for being a conformist or some shit. But what I cant stand are hipster bar tenders… As my cute hipster waitress (ps. I think female hipsters are cute, though I don’t stand a chance with a single one one of them) was replaced a a equally skinny guy in skinny jeans and a red flannel shirt (it was 95degrees outside), my night was immediately ruined."

http://www.yelp.ca/biz/12-south-taproom-and-grill-nashville#hrid:76g9oy2LLDRJKOu3g5lbSA

March 25, 2013
And You Will Know Them by Their Attendance at Burning Man

The pedestrian subculture of wasted youth known as Hipsters has experienced a strong rise in our culture. With hipster fueled events like… Burning Man reaching new levels of popularity in the mainstream media, you will surely know who they are.

…They wear skinny jeans, ironic handlebar mustaches, V-neck shirts and dumb hats. They wear big glasses — that’s a key thing usually — asymmetrical haircuts, wool caps in the summer, Yasser Arafat scarves [kaffiyehs], American spirit cigarettes, and drink Pabst Blue Ribbon or cheap beer. It’s all about people trying so hard to look like they’re not trying hard. Is this individuality?

Source: 

http://elitedaily.com/elite/2012/hipsters-killed-brooklyn-american-dream/

March 24, 2013
"A few years ago, fedoras became synonymous with hipsters, and there’s nothing that anyone can do about it. Hipsters have actually taken just about every piece of headgear, apart from baseball hats. Bandannas, top hats, bowlers — that’s all hipster country now. Hell, hipsters have taken over just about every piece of fashion except polo shirts and jeans that fit the way jeans are supposed to fit."

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-great-things-co-opted-by-douchebags/

March 22, 2013
"why do hipsters always call sushi “sashimi”? it’s just sushi!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1654450&PHPSESSID=eff472014bd85e252cf58fe9a7a34f07

March 19, 2013
"Fact: Being hip­ster is just a fad—a stu­pid, stu­pid fad that serves only to rob idiots of their money through vinyl records sold at Hot Topic instead of legit­i­mate record stores like Vertigo in Grand Rapids. It shows how easy it is to goad the masses with trendy products."

http://www.fsutorch.com/2013/03/06/opinions/words-war-battle-of-the-hipsters-2/

March 18, 2013
Starbucks lovin' hipsters

http://primalteeth.blogspot.ca/2013/01/starbucks-vs-mcdonalds-hipsters-beware.html

"Take "hipsters" for example.  You guys love your Starbucks.  It’s like the sublime epitome of hipster’s coolness.  The little Starbucks cup with a baked cake or roll or whatever.  I can’t help but feel like part of your self image is that you feel more "fit" or "healthy" because you wouldn’t be caught dead in a McDonald’s or a deep fat fry bar-b-que place.   Because Starbucks, the one and only Mecca of fitness and coolness, is so so so much healthier!"

March 17, 2013
I just wanna date a hipster, okay?

http://themattband.com/hipsters.htm

"Hipsters have got to go! We’ve had enough of them. Personally, I’ve had enough of their thick rimmed glasses… There are so many things that I hate about hipsters. I hate the beer that they drink and I hate the art that they like. I also hate how hipster males only date hipster females and vice versa."